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    Last night in a brief moment of boredom I had an urge to see how many (if any at all) push-ups I could do at this stage of my life. I was in my kitchen at the time. I got down into the plank position and prepared my mind and body for physical exertion. Little did I know,.. I was being watched. First push-up cracked joints and tendons I havent used in a year but I struggled onward. 2, 3 and 4 moved right along. The motor was running in this old broken down machine and nothing could stop the momentum. 5 was interrupted by a sharp pain in my shoulders so I held myself half off the floor until it passed. It was at this point the apex predator launched his attack.
    My bulldog sprang from his usual lounging spot on the living room couch and galloped into the kitchen like a rabid Caribou. Still in the low plank position, I looked to my right and saw the beast charging toward me but there was nothing I could do. I was wounded prey. My dog, who I love more than anything on this planet, jumped to what seemed like 3 feet in the air (At least that I what it looked like from the floor) and came down with his hammer like paw essentially slapping me across the side of my face. My arms gave out. I could no longer hold the plank. I was splayed out across the floor. The beast walked away; satisfied with his conquest he returned to the couch.
    The shock of what had just transpired gripped me for a seconds and then gave way to hysterical laughter. My bulldog slapped me like Rick James. -imageuploadedbytapatalk1371661353-052344-jpg

    If my dog doesn't doesnt go to heaven then neither am I.





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    Default Re: My dog slapped me like Rick James

    What did the paw say to the face? SLAP

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    Default Re: My dog slapped me like Rick James

    Big Mike, your post has me in hysterical laughter...thank you!

    Being slapped with Luca's massive paw had to hurt...OUCH!

    Love Rick James, if 'Super Freak' can't get you to bust a move...
    nothing can and loved Dave's portrayals of Rick James & his
    entourage...and those slaps. RIP Rick James AND Tina Marie.

    Luca has become the embodiment of his puppy pics promise, stunning!

    Great job, Dad...GOD bless!


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    RIP beloved boy.

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    Oh my god! Im dying. That is just too funny. Our bullies are just too funny!!!

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    Default Re: My dog slapped me like Rick James

    That's too funny and the way you told it I felt like I was watching movie. "Splayed out across the floor..."
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    Default Re: My dog slapped me like Rick James

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Great great post! " Like a rabid Caribou " !!!! HAHA!!

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    Default Re: My dog slapped me like Rick James

    Thanks for sharing, that was AWESOME.

    Ive had a similar experience to this. At least he didnt linger and leave a very smelly lingering scent as he walked away like Colossus did to me when I tried doing pushups with him in the room.

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    Default Re: My dog slapped me like Rick James

    That was great. Very descriptive.

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    Default Re: My dog slapped me like Rick James

    That was awesome, and just the laugh I needed this afternoon
    My sunshine doesn’t come from the skies,
    It comes from the love in my dog’s eyes.


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    Lmbo!!!! Rolling around!!! Sides in stitches...*breath* rabid caribou!!

    Love has a name and its name is Sheldon!!!<3

    R.I.P. Duece Man 9-13-14 Gone but not forgotten, always in our hearts! Till we meet again over the Bridge, Mommy misses you.

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    Default Re: My dog slapped me like Rick James

    OMG please tell me you are a writer because I would buy any book you put out, with descriptions like this post. That was hilarious!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gfitz911 View Post
    OMG please tell me you are a writer because I would buy any book you put out, with descriptions like this post. That was hilarious!!!!
    I'm glad you liked it

    If my dog doesn't doesnt go to heaven then neither am I.





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