lol. Yeah I know what you mean when they do laps after pooping and peeing ... I guess it really does make them feel so much better. We gave up on the couch thing. For now anyways. I just put sheets/comforters on them to protect it from smelling and accumulating hair.
Can't think of much that make me angry, probably one of the only things I always stop him from doing is chewing at the zippers and strings of my sweaters and pants. Or overall tearing them apart with his nails and teeth.