move over Orion there's a new PITA in town!

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Oh Abram how I want to kill thee, let me count the ways. Abram is just an absolute pita. In the last 24 hours he has climbed on my dining room table, ruined a dozen doughnuts that were for breakfast then decided that the table is the best place in the house to stand. He has pooped on my stairs, after we were just outside all day, marked a basket of clean laundry, only a few days after the reading nook incident , broken a large picture window in my house because a squirrel was outside of it. He spent 15 minutes barking at a box of mac n cheese and another 5 barking at a container of strawberries. He ferociously guards us from any blinking lights like the ones found on computers, modems and routers. He has
Decided to bulldoze through doors rudely , I had him sitting and waiting, refuses to go outside alone at all
And has attempted twice to join Ruby in the tub snd to top it off he has decided to try to steal Ruby's diapers and sneeze on her face whenever we change her. On the bright side Ruby spoke her first full sentence ...No Abe go away! The thing isn't a bad dog just a huge PITA Sigh. Pray for me
 
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Um I think I'm going to be eating these words, but can't help but say "Ahhh Puppy Love"! :luv:
 
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Oh I forgot to mention he alternates between crazily attacking and humping Ruby's rocking cow ...While she is on it!
 
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[MENTION=983]LariP[/MENTION] btw our ducks are named amy and rorey pond lol
 

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he is becoming the real little terror, but how do you stay mad at such a sweet little face.
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[MENTION=4573]Ftse 100[/MENTION] I really gotta change that. That's Dozer. He was the best puppy ever
 
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Yup you got it. Abram @ 65 pounds s pretty much hell on wheels
 

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Oh this seriously made me LOL! Especially him guarding you over the Mac n cheese box! My pup barked for a good 30m at my sons coat, even after I showed him and let him smell it! I know it's not funny now, but promise you will be laughing with us:D
 

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I think we need photographic evidence!!! :p
 

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Is it bad that I am laughing?

Abraham sounds just like Pookie Bear!!!! Except Pookie is not a pup no more and sorry to tell you he is only slightly better with age, but now he's 55lbs worth of it! PITA!!!!!!
 
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[MENTION=2]desertskybulldogs[/MENTION] no if it were someone else, I'd be laughing too! Abram is 16 months and 65 lbs. I keep trying to use the excuse that he is just a puppy but if we are being completely honest. .. I'm definitely pushing it lol. You want him ?!?!
 

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Pookie is close to the same age! Are they twins!!???


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