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    Oh Abram how I want to kill thee, let me count the ways. Abram is just an absolute pita. In the last 24 hours he has climbed on my dining room table, ruined a dozen doughnuts that were for breakfast then decided that the table is the best place in the house to stand. He has pooped on my stairs, after we were just outside all day, marked a basket of clean laundry, only a few days after the reading nook incident , broken a large picture window in my house because a squirrel was outside of it. He spent 15 minutes barking at a box of mac n cheese and another 5 barking at a container of strawberries. He ferociously guards us from any blinking lights like the ones found on computers, modems and routers. He has
    Decided to bulldoze through doors rudely , I had him sitting and waiting, refuses to go outside alone at all
    And has attempted twice to join Ruby in the tub snd to top it off he has decided to try to steal Ruby's diapers and sneeze on her face whenever we change her. On the bright side Ruby spoke her first full sentence ...No Abe go away! The thing isn't a bad dog just a huge PITA Sigh. Pray for me
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    Um I think I'm going to be eating these words, but can't help but say "Ahhh Puppy Love"!

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    I'm not sure I have enough pull to help....but


    On a side note...my grandson's first clear sentence was "No Jake...NO!"

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    Oh I forgot to mention he alternates between crazily attacking and humping Ruby's rocking cow ...While she is on it!
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    @LariP btw our ducks are named amy and rorey pond lol
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    Default Re: move over Orion there's a new PITA in town!

    he is becoming the real little terror, but how do you stay mad at such a sweet little face.

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    @Ftse 100 I really gotta change that. That's Dozer. He was the best puppy ever
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    Quote Originally Posted by dozersmama View Post
    @Ftse 100 I really gotta change that. That's Dozer. He was the best puppy ever
    So that's why he looks like an angel its not Abram

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    Yup you got it. Abram @ 65 pounds s pretty much hell on wheels
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    Oh this seriously made me LOL! Especially him guarding you over the Mac n cheese box! My pup barked for a good 30m at my sons coat, even after I showed him and let him smell it! I know it's not funny now, but promise you will be laughing with us

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    I think we need photographic evidence!!!
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    Default Re: move over Orion there's a new PITA in town!

    Is it bad that I am laughing?

    Abraham sounds just like Pookie Bear!!!! Except Pookie is not a pup no more and sorry to tell you he is only slightly better with age, but now he's 55lbs worth of it! PITA!!!!!!

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