Oh Abram how I want to kill thee, let me count the ways. Abram is just an absolute pita. In the last 24 hours he has climbed on my dining room table, ruined a dozen doughnuts that were for breakfast then decided that the table is the best place in the house to stand. He has pooped on my stairs, after we were just outside all day, marked a basket of clean laundry, only a few days after the reading nook incident , broken a large picture window in my house because a squirrel was outside of it. He spent 15 minutes barking at a box of mac n cheese and another 5 barking at a container of strawberries. He ferociously guards us from any blinking lights like the ones found on computers, modems and routers. He has
Decided to bulldoze through doors rudely , I had him sitting and waiting, refuses to go outside alone at all
And has attempted twice to join Ruby in the tub snd to top it off he has decided to try to steal Ruby's diapers and sneeze on her face whenever we change her. On the bright side Ruby spoke her first full sentence ...No Abe go away! The thing isn't a bad dog just a huge PITA Sigh. Pray for me
Decided to bulldoze through doors rudely , I had him sitting and waiting, refuses to go outside alone at all
And has attempted twice to join Ruby in the tub snd to top it off he has decided to try to steal Ruby's diapers and sneeze on her face whenever we change her. On the bright side Ruby spoke her first full sentence ...No Abe go away! The thing isn't a bad dog just a huge PITA Sigh. Pray for me
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