Bully related human injuries

GretzkysMomma

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Haha! I just took a picture earlier this evening thinking about starting the exact same topic!

I was playing with him using his blanket. I was sitting moving it up and down... Well Gretzky must be a white boy, because he can't jump! He tried biting it, but bit my arm instead... and HARD!

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Day 2: pretty bruises

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mcraven2

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Lots of scratches and cuts on my arms and legs from them jumping on me. And Gio has split my lip open and split the corner of my eyebrow open once. He just does not realize how strong and big he is! I have to warn people who bend down to pet him that he gets over excited and will jump up to lick your face which usually ends in his head hitting your head pretty hard!
 

gobronco

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Mila and Bruno
This thread is too funny. Not the injuries. We sometimes put ourselves in harms way. Mimi bit my fingers many times when I did the poke thing. Used to poke her, on the side just forward of the hips where the nerves are, and try to pull my hand back before she could get it. Sometimes I made it, sometimes she would get my finger. All I had to do was say the word "Poke" and she was ready to play. Tyler didn't realize his big fat head was wider than his eyes and tried to Take my legs out from Under me many times. Many a chair went flying because of this. He also didn't know how to really play. Bruised my hand a couple times when I didn't get it out of the way fast enough when playing. My fault, don't tease/play with a Bulldog that pops the doggy tennis balls within a couuple minutes. Another thought, don't say "Kitty cat" when you are between the dog and the doggy door.
 

Vikinggirl

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The first injuries we got were from puppy bites, then they outgrew that, and it's scratches now, they jump on us, and we get scratched. My female Blossom likes to a running leap at you and pounce on you when your sitting or lying on the couch. We also get our feet or toes stepped on and scratched quite often. These are the everyday normal bully not on purpose injuries that just come with owning a bully. The more serious injuries have been mostly from my male Dozer, he's my jumper upper, he has to jump on everybody. My husband got a fat cut lip, a sore nose, my son got jumped on his stomach when he was sleeping on the couch and Dozer jumped on him, and my 5 year old Grandson was playing outside with Dozer and he jumped up to give him a kiss, and he knocked out my grandsons' front tooth. Thank goodness it was a baby tooth.
 

Lauren31287

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They really do not realize their strength at all!! I was sitting down at the table one day getting ready to eat dinner, Winston wanted to be next to me so badly that he came running full force and smashed my leg right into the chair! I had bruises for a while. When he was a puppy he popped hubby in the nose a few times from all the rough playing they did!
 

izstigspunks

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I'm used to getting bruised and scratches too. Nothing too bad though. I think the worst was when Stiggy scratched my face a little when he was a puppy and we were going to obedience classes. So it was very noticeable when they scabbed. But it was funny as there would always be a couple of us with scabby faces because of the puppies! lol.
 
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Jackieshoes

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Dexter gave me a black eye the first time. Don't ever doubt my baby's love for his momma, but since that day he will come SPRINTING at me and like slide in so he doesn't pounce on me. His main most goal is to get as close as he can without knocking me over lol!!!

Other than that, just the usual welp up bruise scratches, busted lip, etc. lol you would think we were talking about MMA wrestling it something!

Now on the other hand, if its not mr... He's wide open- he takes daddy out in the regular. He gets a good running start ad then WHAM!! Right in the back of the knees. So funny to watch but I try not to laugh because he's NOT supposed to do that.
 

dalmatina38

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big Amber D comes running when I come in the door; she rakes me with those toes everyday, I think I have perminent rake marks on my legs. We all have our battle wounds from Amber but we keep going bavk for more. lol
We get more kisses from her than battle wounds.
 
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big Amber D comes running when I come in the door; she rakes me with those toes everyday, I think I have perminent rake marks on my legs. We all have our battle wounds from Amber but we keep going bavk for more. lol
We get more kisses from her than battle wounds.

Lol that's how I end up scratched half the time she pins me to the couch to kiss me and snuggle I guess pain really is love lol!!!!


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Bulldozersma

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20130303_195327.jpgMy baby Rampage was a little too anxious to continue walking when I stopped to talk to a neighbor and he drug me around the corner of the house which is sided in stone. Healed up pretty quickly. He's given me fat lips and some scratches. My last bullbaby, Bulldozer was a big old lug that loved belly rubs and once he was sitting upright in my lap and threw his head back promptly cracking my cheekbone - he felt horrible afterwards and the ER thought I had been beaten! Took them a while to actually believe my dog had reverse head butted me.
 

LillyNBruin

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2 years ago I was taking Lilly out to pee and I was ready to go back in but apparently she wasn't, so as I went one way and she went the other it pulled me to the ground in a twist, I heard & felt my knee pop. It hurt so bad the next day (sunday of course, dr's office isn't open) I went to the ER. I couldn't move it what so ever. They took xrays and said my ACL was torn and that I would need surgery. I don't think it was as bad as the doctors said though, b/c with some rest at first then 4 weeks of PT I was pretty much fine and had most of my range of motion back (I refused to go through surgery so I put all I had into it to get better and took hyaluronic acid supplements, which I think really helped me with the repairing)
 

Petra

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Having 3 bulldogs the worst injuries are from going in between them when they've started a fight, so stupid but what can you do:confused: One of my fingers are still a little stiff from the time about 2 years ago when our females were fighting, and my husband got bitten in his arm trying to prevent a fight last year. Our bullies would obviously never intentionally bite us, we just happened to be in the way:*( I've learned my lesson now and the few times they do start to fight I just throw a bucket of water over them regardless of where they are, it's probably not right but it works like a charm:ashamed:. Other than that it's the normal bruises and scratches from them believing they are rugby players:tongue:
 

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