Nope, you get granddogs...

[arimaeis]

I'm 28.

My mother has been on the "when am I going to have grandchildren" kick lately. I'm not interested in having children now, and honestly I doubt I will. It's just not a interest for me and she's kinda known that for years but likes to bring it up at least once a month.

So when mom started drilling me again this afternoon I finally came up with a response that left her speechless. >.<

I told her...

You have three granddogs. Your oldest one is well behaved, well trained and is excelling in all of his studies working towards being a therapy dog. (Gabe, my big baby)

Your middle granddog is going through a phase where she is a little under confident in herself and we have to reassure her that she's okay . (Bella, our middle, always needy child)

Then there is Piggy, your youngest and newest granddog. Who much like a real child needs her face and eyes washed daily. She needs help brushing her teeth, daily. She needs help putting on her sweater when she gets cold. We get to treat the equivalent to diaper rash (her tail pocket is a wee bit irritated) and make sure she doesn't eat her food to fast. Meanwhile much like a human toddler she thinks everything in the house belongs to her.

But just like with real children I love every minute I get with them.

I don't think you'll be getting real grand children anytime soon.

[gatorfan85]

That is so sweet!!! My friends mom does her the same way and she explained it almost the same way. I think your fur-kids are darling and that u guys are GREAT PARENTS!!!

[lexterwayne]

so glad to hear you telling your mom the way it is!!!!

[Libra926]

I got my mother-in-law this t-shirt.
She doesn't question it anymore.


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@arimaeis

[bullmama]

LOL priceless!!!

[izstigspunks]

lol. I'm nearing the big 3-0! My mom doesn't bug me, in fact, she likes playing with Stig. My bf's mom, on the other hand, initially bugged me when we moved into our townhouse. But she doesn't like to visit anymore because she doesn't like dogs. lol. How can someone not like bullies ... they're almost like people!? <o

[BruceP]

"How can someone not like bullies ... they're almost like people!? <o "

Inferiority Complex??

[Lacey28]

That is funny!

[LisaRN]

LOL..Oh my. But seriously..my Mom has dozens of grandchildren.. and she wants me to make a copy of Chester in his pirate outfit so she can show people.. she didn't ask me for a photo of my girls EVER in their halloween costumes!!

[kazzy220]

How can someone not like bullies ... they're almost like people!? <o

You mean they're NOT actually people .....

[gatorfan85]

lol. I'm nearing the big 3-0! My mom doesn't bug me, in fact, she likes playing with Stig. My bf's mom, on the other hand, initially bugged me when we moved into our townhouse. But she doesn't like to visit anymore because she doesn't like dogs. lol. How can someone not like bullies ... they're almost like people!? <o

My mom is total opposite Mr.Beefy is the only dog in my house she likes lol. She said he reminds her of our "papa".

[lexterwayne]

wow my family is totally opposite they havent ever asked if we are goin to have kids the one question they ask is when are yall gonna get MARRIED!!!!