Sleepy farts

cali baker

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Tate Rory & Finn Paddington
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Finn has been napping next to me on the sofa and so far, has startled himself awake 3 times with his own farts! Silly kid opened his eyes and looked at me as if he wasn't the guilty one! Here he is sleeping like an angel. Anyone else's bully ever fart in their sleep and scare them self with it?
 

PsychoPixie

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Feb 16, 2013
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Eloise M.Wigglebottom
I used to have a senile Lhasa Apso that would startle herself with her farts when she was sleeping. When she was awake she would always wag her tail when she did it lol She also bleated like a goat when she pooped. She was a crazy old bat, but I loved her to death.
 

Tooleysmom

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Mar 24, 2012
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Winnipeg Canada
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Miss Tallulah and Buster
Miss Tallulah's farts are a delicate little whisper :yes: but if Daddy lets one rip it is so loud she wakes up with a start. Poor little baby girl. Poor me. :blink:
 

RaRett

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Apr 15, 2012
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Missi -- With Gizmo and Hershey never far from my heart
Hershey lets the Silent but deadly ones out, and then tries to sniff his own butt to figure out where the smell is coming from (Imagine chasing his tail, but its, twist, sit, sniff, twist, twist, smell, sit, scoot, sniff...) LOL
 

jimmyjj

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diesel - paisley & nula
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Finn has been napping next to me on the sofa and so far, has startled himself awake 3 times with his own farts! Silly kid opened his eyes and looked at me as if he wasn't the guilty one! Here he is sleeping like an angel. Anyone else's bully ever fart in their sleep and scare them self with it?


Are you sure it wasn't you. ??? Really ???
Poor dog
 

Henry

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Feb 10, 2013
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Henry
When Henry farts while awake, its typically loud and he springs up in the air off all four feet like a cat then spins around trying to catch his butt. In his sleep, he lets out the silent but deadly ones. He puts our mastiff to shame with his farts. For such a small dog, he can really clear out a room!
 

kazzy220

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Jul 31, 2010
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Grafton, OHIO
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England
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Maggie (My Angel Baby 5/31/2012). Daddy (2 years). Linus (1year). Bella (4 years)
Mine only do loud ones when they are awake and sat on the wooden floor. Then we can ALL hear them as they squeak/vibrate .... they either then jump up and try and work out where the sound came from OR just sit there and pretend it wasn't them!!
 

ChrisRN

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Jan 10, 2013
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Muskegon, Michigan, United States
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USA
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Mabel (20??-2017) Ariel
Mine only do loud ones when they are awake and sat on the wooden floor. Then we can ALL hear them as they squeak/vibrate .... they either then jump up and try and work out where the sound came from OR just sit there and pretend it wasn't them!!

Mabel doesn't try to even pretend. She just sits there without acknowledging the sound. I've heard a true lady doesn't "fart," she "poofs." Mabel farts. They'll singe the hair in your nose! :*(
 

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