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    Default Hmmmmm

    Jack is always farting. .. but why dont they sound ?
    His are ALWAYS those silent - deadly ones...
    and they smell like raw chicken gone bad...
    But he doesn't eat chicken... EVER.! so what's up with that...?
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    Also, why don't they ever SHART ?... you'd figure with the amount of farting they do, 1 out of 1,000 should at least be a SHART.


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    Hmmmm they do shart, just ask @JeannieCO she even has proof!!!




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    Default Re: Hmmmmm

    Haha. Lol. Do you really want them to Shart?? I don't think so. My 2 have the wicked farts as well, especially when we're in the car and trapped in the small space. My two smell like rotten cabbage. Lol. My vet showed us Dozers X-ray of his abdomen and apparently Bulldogs have a gas bag in their stomachs, that cause them to fart more. Maybe it's also due to the fact they are bigger than other breeds and they aren't as active, so when they lay around, the gas gets pushed up and out. Just a theory.
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    Silent but deadly ay? ... Meeko never fluffs.... Not since i purchased a gas mask and wear it 24/7 anyway
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    i just can't cook chicken at home anymore.....
    while the raw chicken begins to cook it smells like jack's farts...


    those nites I just have salad... needless to say...



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    Quote Originally Posted by desertskybulldogs View Post
    Hmmmm they do shart, just ask @JeannieCO she even has proof!!!

    I have all the winners in my household....

    Oh they shart alrighty! Here's what Emma did to Jack this past summer when she had a tummy bug from the lake water. They were both in their individual crates for the day (Wilson was out) and Emma sharted all over Jack. Still can't figure out how it happened. Let just say I had quite a mess to clean.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JeannieCO View Post
    I have all the winners in my household....

    Oh they shart alrighty! Here's what Emma did to Jack this past summer when she had a tummy bug from the lake water. They were both in their individual crates for the day (Wilson was out) and Emma sharted all over Jack. Still can't figure out how it happened. Let just say I had quite a mess to clean.


    Oh my gosh roflmao ... This is just TOOO funny.. I think i pee'd a bit from laughing! Wish you had got it on video when it happened
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Daniels View Post
    Jack is always farting. .. but why dont they sound ?
    His are ALWAYS those silent - deadly ones...
    and they smell like raw chicken gone bad...
    But he doesn't eat chicken... EVER.! so what's up with that...?
    .

    Also, why don't they ever SHART ?... you'd figure with the amount of farting they do, 1 out of 1,000 should at least be a SHART.


    Weirdo dogs..

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    Yup...it's the DOGS that are weirdos....uh ha...yaaaa....



    poor poor Jack....he has such a small chance in life..tsk..tsk..

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    Oh you people are funny!

    My Jack is a 13 year old boy and he out-stinks and out-sharts them all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeekosMummy View Post
    Oh my gosh roflmao ... This is just TOOO funny.. I think i pee'd a bit from laughing! Wish you had got it on video when it happened
    Also happy to make something laugh! I about died laughing myself and of course had to make poor Jack sit there while I took his picture. I had chit all over the walls and crates.
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    As these the things that go thru your mind regularly? So good to have you back lately!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JeannieCO View Post
    I have all the winners in my household....

    Oh they shart alrighty! Here's what Emma did to Jack this past summer when she had a tummy bug from the lake water. They were both in their individual crates for the day (Wilson was out) and Emma sharted all over Jack. Still can't figure out how it happened. Let just say I had quite a mess to clean.




    I remember that picture....



    I first thought it was a Brown spotted Dalmation....
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