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    I will be putting together the newsletter for February this week, after the HOA board meeting on Wednesday night.

    First step - I am going to step up my game with fear tactics and share the most DISGUSTING DOG POO FACTS I can find via the magic of the internet. I'm also going to again, recite the county law regarding the same. I'm also going to include this:

    "An anonymous member of our community has offered to pay for the installation and monitoring of web cams in key areas around the park where we have an on-going problem." What do you think the penalty should be? Log on to: w.surveymonkey.blahdeblah and share your opinion!" Password for the survey is: PICKITUP"

    hahahahahahahahahaha

    I friggin wish this were true.

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    @Vicaroo1000 We lived im a complex that actually dna tested anything left behind and then charges owners 500 for a @first offence. I didn't believe this was possible when I read it in the news letter so I googled it and low and behold IT IS!
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    I should add from what I read the service it's self was pretty cheap. The complex would have made a killing handing out these fines.
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    PeopleWe live in a townhouse, and out of our little cluster of 7 homes, only 1 dose NOT have a dog... however we are the ONLY people that pick up after our dog. The common yard is COVERED in poop, and the HOA does nothing about it. Really? I pay the same as all my neighbors but can't step out in the common area without poo coated shoes. It's infurriating, thank goddess my yard is fenced, or I would be returning any packages left behind!! I have put poo bags in their mailboxes, gift baskets, and randomly on doorsteps, I will continue until they get the hint.

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    @dozersmama - I never knew such a thing existed!
    @truffle shuffle - NO KIDDING? Unbelievable!!!!

    Grrrrr@ non-scoopers everywhere!

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    Here is what I have heard works.... You take a paper bag and scoop up the poop into it. Place the bag on the offenders cement porch or walk. Light the bag on fire, ring the doorbell and run!!... When they come to the door their first instinct will be to stomp out the fire... Surprise!!!!!

    For you Serious Sams... I am ONLY KIDDING!!!!!! Dont try this at home. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by BruceP View Post
    Here is what I have heard works.... You take a paper bag and scoop up the poop into it. Place the bag on the offenders cement porch or walk. Light the bag on fire, ring the doorbell and run!!... When they come to the door their first instinct will be to stomp out the fire... Surprise!!!!!

    For you Serious Sams... I am ONLY KIDDING!!!!!! Dont try this at home. LOL
    It sounds like a FABULOUS idea to me...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by BruceP View Post
    Here is what I have heard works.... You take a paper bag and scoop up the poop into it. Place the bag on the offenders cement porch or walk. Light the bag on fire, ring the doorbell and run!!... When they come to the door their first instinct will be to stomp out the fire... Surprise!!!!!

    For you Serious Sams... I am ONLY KIDDING!!!!!! Dont try this at home. LOL
    Indeed I agree, it's a great idea!!! I might have to use paper grocery bags instead of sandwich bags here though

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    Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrr.....

    wear a pair of latex gloves and "egg"........or in this case "poo" their house
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    Just to let ya all know, this thread was making me feel guilty, that I hadnt picked up our little fenced in area for Gizmo and Hershey since before last snow (I was hoping the snow would of lasted and kept it hidden longer! LOL) now its all picked up again.

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