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    Default Now, if I were a nurse and were doing triage by "symptoms" alone,

    and not knowing it was a bully..a nurse would think:

    severe snoring? Most likely sleep apnea. Needs some CPAP.

    snots? a URI - probably needs a Zpack and some fluids/rest.

    severe gas and belching? probably needs a endoscope and a colonoscopy but in the meantime, try some simethecone

    Droopy jowls? - thinking CVA - (stroke), maybe a Cat Scan is in order, but in any event get to a stroke center immediately..

    Bad behavior? - ADHD - Ritalin..or maybe early onset dementia? may need some long term care placement.

    All of the above?? Good luck, find a plot and order the headstone :p
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    Default Re: Now, if I were a nurse and were doing triage by "symptoms" alone,

    LMBO I never thought of it like that. Very funny..thanks for that

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    Default Re: Now, if I were a nurse and were doing triage by "symptoms" alone,

    thats hilarious thanks for the laugh

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    That is sooo funny!

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    Default Re: Now, if I were a nurse and were doing triage by "symptoms" alone,

    Haha!!! I hear ya!!

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    Default Re: Now, if I were a nurse and were doing triage by "symptoms" alone,

    that is so funny! it should be put on a bulldog sign or something!
    the bond between a child and their dog is beyond words...

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    Default Re: Now, if I were a nurse and were doing triage by "symptoms" alone,

    funny!!!

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    Default Re: Now, if I were a nurse and were doing triage by "symptoms" alone,

    LOL you are too funny

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    Default Re: Now, if I were a nurse and were doing triage by "symptoms" alone,

    LMAO ... love the droopy jowls bit!!

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