Daddy mentioned Jewels and Family Jewelry, I was *SURE* we were all getting *BLING* I did just turn 6 months old a few weeks back. Daddy really seemed excited too! that he forgot to feed me yesterday morning, *AND* we went on a car ride ! Oh yea! I can see the new Collar all shiny and bright, I'll be all ready to strut my stuff at the Bulldog get together on Sunday. Watch out Ladies ! here I come..
Oh look ! we are stopping by to see Dr. Beste, he must want to see how studly I'm getting
Hey... Daddy ? where'd ya go? I'm feeling sleepy and I want to take a. . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(few hours later)
ummm..what happened? wow, long nap... where am I at......Oh There you are Daddy !... Lets go get those Jewels you were talking ... *OUCH*... Hey now.... I just stood up, and I feel funny..
Looks around....I feel weird.....I'll just go over here and potty... something feels different....
*walks by a window* (sees reflection)
STOPS DEAD IN MY TRACTS ......
oh HEY NOW ! ! ! Where'd my Dingling Dangles go? you Know MY BOYS ! My Family Jew. . . . . . Ohhh *MY* Family Jewels are Missing ! !! ! CALL THE POLICE I'VE BEEN ROBBED ! It must of been a Cat Burglar ! a Jewel Thief ! a . a.. ah....
oh ? what? Yes? Yes Daddy WAS talking about Jewels, oh no! he was talking about MY BOYS ! ! ! !
Damn you Daddy how could you !
(Gizmo is gonna be laughing at me now)
Poor Hershey, daddy tricked you. Shame.
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Lmao poor thing. Hope he got something special after all that. Haha
Too cute, poor guy. you'll be better in the long run little man
Life is like a box of chocolate covered
That was hilarious!
Who wouldn't love that face???
I mean..awwww so sorry Hershey
That was funny. I was wondering where that was going. I hope Hershey isn't too sore....don't worry he won't miss 'em, it's all for the best
"The greatness of a nation and it's moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." ~ Mahatma Gandhi
I love to yell at Gunny "Off with your balls" in the voice of the Queen of Spades in Alice and Wonderland. The bf always cringes when I say this. Can't imagine why.
I am a master at planking......
The way Hershey tells a story cracks me up!!!
Three Hooligans and 1 Angel - Wilson, Sally, Emma & Jack