Hershey I'm SOOOO Sorry... but I just can't help but to laugh !

RaRett

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We 'released the hounds' last night so Gizmo and Hershey could do their business before bedtime. As Hershey is making his way to the 'Pee Patch' of the yard, he is chasing the crickets, it seems that this time of year, they are all over !

*Bounce* missed, *Pounce* Missed.. *Bully Buck* Missed -- Darn got away. . .

So he does his :poo: and he is usually quite the over achiever trying to make a nice compact tall pile :tongue: but last night, it was like - a normal stool, then walking, *Bounce* like come thing is attacking his butt, squat another Normal Stool, and now he is *Bouncing* *bucking* and *scooting* his bum, and when he moves, something is definitely after his butt - and its like he wants to do more of his business, but is afraid too.

Is it the Crickets Revenge?

Ok so I think, he just had a 'dingleberry' or a 'Klingon' hanging off his butt, like he sometimes does, and its bothering him, I go inside for the baby wipes to help the little guy out, and look outside, he is still running, looking over his shoulder, stopping, sitting down, looking over his shoulder, getting up, running, looking over his shoulder, stopping sitting down, looking over his shoulder - He can NOT figure out who is messing with his little butt, but SOMETHING is ! ! !

I get to him, and sure enough there is a DingleBerry, and as I go to help him, its definitely hanging on, so with the wipe, I'm trying to clean him, but this DingleBerry isn't letting loose - ever so gently I pull it, it seems he has swallowed a piece of one of his ropes, slowly, gently 2 inches- Gently slowly. . . a little more of this :poo: encased cotton rope, 2 more inches. (Sorry its disgusting...but . . . .

FREAKING OMG ! ! ! ! it was a 8-9 INCH Piece of that Rope, that slowly came out ! ! ! as he was :poo: it was actually hitting him in the butt, and 'Chasing him' ! ! ! !

Poor *LUCKY* Fellow ! I dont want to even THINK what might of happened if that became obstructed, but he was eating, playing and :poo: like normal

(We had taken the rope away earlier in the weekend when we noticed how he shredded it)

But in the same point, it was so funny to see him being 'chased' by a mystery monster, and the look on his face, like Damn it, SHOW yourself ! (Funny before I realized what could of been a horrible situation)

I just had to share :)
 

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That was funny & very descriptive... :ROFL:

But I gotta say he was lucky that it did not get entangled in his intestines...
I remember when my Jack chewed & swallowed a long strip of fringe from a throw blanket.
Luckily (if you can say that) it became obstructed. The Surgeon later informed me that the strings from the rope fringes would have easily entangled themselves around the intestines and the surgery would have been alot more complex & dangerous .....
Keep a close eye on that little booger....!
 
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LOL I thought the crickets were biting his bumm..... but rope strings hanging it out is hilarious.

note to self, keep ropes, rope toys and anything rope-like away from Hermie
 

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What an event and just before bedtime too.. I would have been scared out of my mind to do what you did, but at least you recognized what it was that you were "pulling" on. So glad it came out ( no pun intended :yes4:) the way it did and not an emergency room situation. Dublin has an undersized trachea even for an EB which means she does't have the same ability to breathe like we would want her to but the "good" part is that she doesn't eat anything that she is not supposed to and if she was to she would just gag and spit it right up.

You certainly gave us a very visual description...:rofl:
 

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Good Story and I'm glad you discovered the problem.
 

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LOL poor thing probably did think it was the crickets. haha Cutty has had more than a few ropes poos just like that. Sadly he can no longer have rope toys which is sad cuz he does enjoy them so much.
 
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Want me to dig out the offending rope from the Trash? I mean, Its not a bother, I could, and I could take pictures and and and and....
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EWWWWWWWWWW
 

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Glad that came out as a funny story. I've had something similar with my Rottie, but it was the icicles from the christmas tree. Needless to say no more of that stuff on the tree.
 

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Too funny, at least you were there to help him with the butt monster. :D
 

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I thought for sure you weren't going to say you pulled a cricket out of his bum, but OMG that was FUNNY!!

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

Glad it all came out too! :bigeyes:
 

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:butterfly: that's funny I'm glad it came out Franklin had one of my hairs coming out of his bum he was so scared running around had no idea what was going on now I take a wipe with me everytime I go out
 

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OMG... what a great story.... I too was expecting cricket-dingleberry..... so glad it all came out OK
 

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I've heard some pretty bad stories with string and even dental floss being swallowed by dogs. Can be very dangerous. Glad Hershey's okay!!
 

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I feel your pain! Jake has had numerous objects identified ànd not...make an escape through the rear exit! It can be dangerous..I'm soo happy Hershey is good! :up:
 

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