Bath, iPad, Head Trauma & Puppy Attack

Gunny B

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So yesterday after a nice relaxing bath I stepped out of the tub preparing to dry off. Out of the closet shoots Gunny in a commando style sneak attack on my legs. Manages to knock me over, back into the tub, where I whack my head on the side and in goes my trusty iPad. For a split moment I imagined the local emt's having to arrive at my house and me in all my wobbly bit glory splayed in the bathtub. Somehow my head survived intact (although rendering me a 2 day raging headache), my iPad is in rice and have yet to determine if the attack proved fatal, and Gunny is proud as all get out that he got in a surprise attack on me. *sigh*
 

kazzy220

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Did somebody say bully-ninja???? :ninja: :ninja2: :ninjaluv:
 

DesertBum

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While I'm glad that your head is ok, and hope there is no damage done to the tile work, I have to say I LOL when I read this. :LMAO:
 

Davidh

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Well first let me say I"m glad your OK and second, score one for Gunny, bullies will be bullies, the silly boy.
 

Zoey1974

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Oh my good gracious. Thank goodness your head is ok and you didn't have to be humiliated in front of the EMTs!! I banned mine from the bathroom once and for all when my unmentionables were stolen right off my legs while on the throne and paraded in the living room for my dinner guests to see. Guess that will teach me to wear a skirt :ashamed:
 

bullmama

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Wow so glad you are okay, I will be praying fir the health of your iPad...


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Gunny B

Gunny B

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Needless to say we weren't on speaking terms last night. Today, it is much funnier. Yes. I am hoping my iPad survives.
 

LillyNBruin

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I'm glad your ok but that picture in my head of Gunny shooting out of the closet commando style...:laugh: Oh my goodness, too funny
 

elearn

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Oh my good gracious. Thank goodness your head is ok and you didn't have to be humiliated in front of the EMTs!! I banned mine from the bathroom once and for all when my unmentionables were stolen right off my legs while on the throne and paraded in the living room for my dinner guests to see. Guess that will teach me to wear a skirt :ashamed:

and this is exactly why Herman isn't allowed upstairs lol
 
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Gunny B

Gunny B

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I'm glad your ok but that picture in my head of Gunny shooting out of the closet commando style...:laugh: Oh my goodness, too funny

Oh. He is a master. We have a huge walk in closet and it isn't uncommon for him to come busting out at break neck speeds with my bra flailing behind him as he tries to evade capture. Luckily he isn't normally very stealth about it and when he hits the vinyl in the bathroom he normally has a high speed front end crash into the cabinets before reversing and heading into the bedroom to freedom. *sigh*
 

2BullyMama

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Any damage to the bath tub.... hee hee hee


Glad you are OK.... and the headache is finally gone.
 

izstigspunks

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Oh my good gracious. Thank goodness your head is ok and you didn't have to be humiliated in front of the EMTs!! I banned mine from the bathroom once and for all when my unmentionables were stolen right off my legs while on the throne and paraded in the living room for my dinner guests to see. Guess that will teach me to wear a skirt :ashamed:

Ahem, and why were you peeing with the doors open missy!? It was that kind of party, huh!? ;)

@Gunny B - I hope your iPad's ok ... I mean, how's your head? :p
 

Fontanafox

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I love my iPad so much I'd sacrifice my head and keep my iPad in the air out of the water. Just kiddin':p
 

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