Right out of my mouth?

[cali baker]

I am a teeth grinder and I wear a mouth guard when I go to bed at night (I know, very sexy, isn't it?)

So early this morning, like 5am-ish, I woke up and didn't feel the guard in my mouth anymore. I figured it must have just fallen out and it's in my bed somewhere. I'm thinking, that chewy noise I hear coming from Tate cannot possibly be my mouth guard...no way, no how would he have that...right??

i decided to check to see what he had in his mouth and lo and behold, it was my mouth guard all right! Well, since it was still dark and i was still sleepy, i didn't bother to examine at it and placed it on my night stand. When I got up an hour later I looked at my mouth guard and saw how chewed up and dented it was. There's no way I can wear that in my mouth anymore! Those things are expensive too...i think it was $300 the last time. I'm hoping my dental insurance will cover a portion of that or else I will have some very nicely filed down teeth!

 

[Davidh]

Boys will be boys, guess he figured it was his turn to chew on it.

 

[izstigspunks]

That's nasty Tate!

 

[cali baker]

That's nasty Tate!

 

[bullmama]

I was waiting for you to say you were so tired you thought what the heck and stuck it back in your mouth... Damn I'm disappointed!


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[JAKEISGREAT]

Ooooooh...my side hurts!

 

[cali baker]

I was waiting for you to say you were so tired you thought what the heck and stuck it back in your mouth... Damn I'm disappointed!


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Well, you'd b happy to know I did put it back in my mouth after examining it just to see if it would still fit. I didn't wash it first either!

 

[bullmama]

LOL that is great! I love it!

 

[agingermom]

These dogs are expensive I tell you!! Not the original price, that is a given. But the destruction. Every pair of underwear I have has holes in them. I finally just put a big wicker basket in my room to save the undies!!

 

[gobronco]

Did it keep the him from grinding his teeth? LOL

 

[Baconator]

These dogs are expensive I tell you!! Not the original price, that is a given. But the destruction. Every pair of underwear I have has holes in them. I finally just put a big wicker basket in my room to save the undies!!

Now they can chew on the wicker basket instead, very nice of you :-)

 

[agingermom]

Now they can chew on the wicker basket instead, very nice of you :-)

And Arnold loves wicker. But do yo know how much Victoria Secret underwear is, lol

 

[Baconator]

And Arnold loves wicker. But do yo know how much Victoria Secret underwear is, lol

Fair enough, my wife shops there and it's slightly more expensive then wicker

 

[JeannieCO]

Is that why you were drinking Riesling and riding you're bicycle In your backyard last night?

 

[cali baker]

Is that why you were drinking Riesling and riding you're bicycle In your backyard last night?

Yes Miss Smarty Pants, that was why I was drowning my sorrows in the bottle I've been wearing a mouthguard since my teens and it now feels very strange to not have something in my mouth while i'm asleep (uh, maybe TMI?)....sorta like a pacifier. I couldn't even sleep well last night b/c of it.
I have a dental appt. on 9/8 so i'm going to get a new one made!

@agingermom, maybe you should switch your brand of undies to Fruit of the Loom?