How big will he get?

[wouldtick]

The most common question people have been asking me is:
"how big will he get"?

My response: "about the size of a pillow case".


"how much will he weigh"?

My response: "fill that pillow case with potatoes".

 

[Davidh]

That's a good answer. I love it.

 

[spork3127]

That reminds me of when I was working at a pet store in high school. The cages for hamsters, parakeets, gerbils, etc. were acrylic, about 3 1/2 feet high, and open at the top so that customers could pet them. I was always asked "Do they bite?" My answer was always, "Do they have a mouth?"

 

[LariP]

The most common question people have been asking me is:
"how big will he get"?

My response: "about the size of a pillow case".




"how much will he weigh"?

My response: "fill that pillow case with potatoes".

Perfect!

 

[KMARINO]

Funny!! Perfect answer!

 

[Dubbiedog]

The most common question people have been asking me is:
"how big will he get"?

My response: "about the size of a pillow case".


"how much will he weigh"?

My response: "fill that pillow case with potatoes".

"Mashed or Baked?" Dublin, definitely "baked"