Anyone have 'neuticels' for their bulldog? Do you know what they are? ( Now don't laugh! lol)

[bubbaisapig]

Ok..so I was sending messages back and forth from [MENTION=2]desertskybulldogs[/MENTION] and I was telling her about my friend back home in MD who got neuticels for his bully? I said, "you got what". He said you should do this for Bubba! SO I looked it up. I laughed my ars off! I said "no way!"! You are crazy! Ok Lisa, this is what they are.

What are Neuticles?

Patented Neuticles are testicular implants for pets. Neuticles are available for canines, felines, equine, bulls or any pet which is neutered. Neuticles should be implanted when the pet is neutered- but can be implanted years afterwards in most cases.

Why Neuticles?

Why not? The 207 year-old traditional form of altering used on family pets includes the permanent removal of the pet's testicles. Many caring pet owners hesitate or even to refuse to neuter their pets because of this. Neuticles eliminates 'neuter-hesitant' concerns - as a 'Neuticled' pet looks exactly the same after surgery. With Neuticles its like nothing ever changed!


Too each is own I guess! I know that Bubba can lay like a bullfrog without discomfort or feel like he is trying to hatch eggs!!! Ha Ha!!

 

[jen74401]

Thats awesome! I'll buy some Neuticles for my bra!

 

[Saalwi]

Wow...I learned something new today (and had a good old' laugh)....

 

[2BullyMama]

Oh good LORD.... people are nuts.... pun intended

 

[bullmama]

O...M...G !!!


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[AubreysMom]

Oh my! The things people do...

 

[Sherry]

Builds self esteem around the ladies ehh? what next?

 

[kazzy220]

WTF ...... I've heard everything now!!! On that note I think it's time I went to bed .............

 

[Vicaroo1000]

Too each is own I guess! I know that Bubba can lay like a bullfrog without discomfort or feel like he is trying to hatch eggs!!! Ha Ha!!

Bwhahahahahahaha!


I'll bet anyone fifty bucks than a man invented these.

 

[Twice]

Bwhahahahahahaha!


I'll bet anyone fifty bucks than a man invented these.

that'd be what my dad used to call a sucker bet.

 

[BruceP]

think I'll just keep my mouth shut on this one.... Wouldn't want to be the first admin banned...

 

[Ftse 100]

Oh Boy what are they going to come up with next!!

 

[wendykerr]

Ok, don't laugh, I was teasing my hubby that I wanted those for Larry if/when we have him altered :D
Ok, you can laugh

 

[laurendoodler]

When I first read this quite awhile ago, I just thought, "..really?" LOL. The dogs don't really care that their balls are gone haha

 

[TheLost]

My neighbors truck has Neuticels...