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    If your bulldog could talk, what do you think they are saying?



    Here is Molly: "follow mommy, follow mommy, go where mommy goes, yay! mommy has food! daddy? What is daddy doing? follow daddy, go where daddy goes...."

    Here is Jesse: "wanna play- wanna play- wanna play! Feet!!! Love them feet! Where is Molly? Wanna play with Molly! OOOOh there is Molly! Play- play- play!!!!"

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    LOL, I have no idea what Diva & Freckles would say

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    Spanky would say: "Rub my belly, now my ears, now scratch my hiney, ok now rub my belly again" "Wait, I wasn't finished yet, ok, then let me get on your lap..no I think I will just stand on your legs instead, oh wait, maybe I will turn around, no I think I will just stand here on your legs..."

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    Capone would say everything that Molly, Jessie and Spanky said...its cute to see how similar our babies are

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    Winsten for sure would say MOMMY MOMMY follow mommy VERY close food food food mommy follow mommy play? after i follow mommy some more! Daddy? yep he's there follow mommy!

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    LOL this is funny and makes me smile

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    if my diva could talk (and believe me, my friend and i talk FOR her plenty in a specific voice and everything.....) she'd probably say 'who the $#@* are you calling a dog? i'm the queen of this palace. now turn on animal planet and let me make your legs lose all of their feeling while i pretend to be a royal lap dog...and you know i have last bite rights on your dinner'
    when i first got my little dude she would've been saying 'i am NOT your momma boy!' now she'd say 'hey, you're looking kind of cute. lets snuggle'.
    in the mornings she'd say 'are you kidding me? do i look like i need to go out and pee? it's not noon yet, so just cover me back up and no one will get hurt...and don't forget to turn the lights off on your way out'.
    and sometimes when we have rescue fosters she'd say 'again?! i swear i can't ever trust you to go out on your own momma without you bringing another one of those 'dogs' back!'. but then she loves the new foster after she gets over her royal self in about 3 days...

    my little dude would say 'snuggle momma. snuggle. oh yeah. that's the spot. scratch it. scratch it. oooooh. let me try to help you scratch it. i can't reach so i'll scratch at the air. keep scratching!' and always he'd be asking 'where's the food? i'm STARVING! it's been a whole hour since i've eaten! where's my brother? let me go PLAY to take my mind off of food. i'm STARVING!'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugzilla View Post
    if my diva could talk (and believe me, my partner and i talk FOR her plenty in a specific voice and everything.....) '
    That is funny, I really thought we were the only crazy ones who talked for their dogs. I have never seen anyone admit to that before. lol. My Cutty would say "Where's the ball? Oh I got it, who wants to throw it now?!?!!?" In addition to all the above. And my mugsy would say "Hurry and throw the ball so I can chase Cutty and bite his ears."

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    That is funny, I really thought we were the only crazy ones who talked for their dogs. I have never seen anyone admit to that before. lol. My Cutty would say "Where's the ball? Oh I got it, who wants to throw it now?!?!!?" In addition to all the above. And my mugsy would say "Hurry and throw the ball so I can chase Cutty and bite his ears."
    note that i only admitted that under the protection of anonymity haha. nah, i have no shame with my dogs. they each have their own 'voice' when my friend and i talk for them. it's the best/most entertaining conversations we have all day
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    This was always funny, anyone have some good thoughts to add?

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    All Cadi would say is " hold your foot still so I can sit on it"
    Chesty would say Hotdog, tummy rub, and get those kids away from me....
    Echo would be play play play
    And Mello would be Momma lap BARK BARK Momma lap
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    too cute. My little one actually talks for Beefy he says" hey i'm miser beepy u gonna gimme summa dat pood, hey dont be mad i'm just a misser beepy ...oooppps I farted."

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