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KMARINO

KMARINO

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VEGAS and REBEL
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FOREVER.........................Not gonna happen!!
 

agingermom

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Brown chicken brown cow ( porn music theme for those of yout that don't know that joke). Lol
 

Fontanafox

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Vegas uses my underware as a hammock while I am going potty. :ROFL: He just stares up at me.


:faint:...OK...that one got to me..:ROFL:...you are too funny :lol:...and I will always see my underwear as a hammock from this point on...and I will always see Vegas there. :eek: :lmao:
 
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2BullyMama

I'm not OCD....now who moved my bulldog?
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Vegas uses my underware as a hammock while I am going potty. :ROFL: He just stares up at me.

:ROFL: Nitschke use to do the same thing.... then spin around and wait for the butt scratch. sort of like saying, since you are not going anywhere and just sitting there - make yourself useful and scratch my butt! :ROFL:
 

2BullyMama

I'm not OCD....now who moved my bulldog?
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Not a way with words, just telling it like it is......:ROFL: My MOST fav. was this week Joe was out of town on business and my son spent the night with me. My son ripped a huge one :fart: while Vegas was laying behind him on the couch, Mr. Vegas got up sniffed and jumped down and came to me, I thought "paybacks are a B*tch" :lmao:

:ROFL: :ROFL:
 

cali~jenn

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Kelly, not much makes me actually laugh out loud but holy :poo: that is HILARIOUS!!!!! OMG! So..... he likes the neighbor I take it? :laugh:
 

Gold bullies

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[MENTION=4225]Twice[/MENTION] Bitzie humps the odd time and she is spayed and only 7 and a half months old !...... [MENTION=900]KMARINO[/MENTION] he is showing a different kind of bully love............. lmao :lmao:
 

JeannieCO

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So... I took Vegas for a little stroll through our neighborhood, we have lived here 4 months now. I finally get to meet my neighbor 2 houses down. She just ranted and raved on what a handsome boy I had and she loved EB's and always wanted one. She bent down and was just rubbing his ears and making all over him.

She then stood up and her and I were just chatting about us moving here and if we liked it and...... yep.......my handsome boy Vegas went around to the back of her and latched on for dear life and humped her leg off, It was like I was watching a rape!! :eek: :cursing: :ashamed: I apologized so many times, and of course she laughed if off, Nothing like having a 57 lb. bulldog attached to your leg with a big fricken smile on his face.

I jerked the leash and made it home, my face was on FIRE, when I walked in and told Joe. He just turned 3 been neutered 2.5 years and he still pulls this crap with new people. I could have killed him. :ashamed:


I just rolled over laughing!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Only Vegas!!!! OMG Kelly that's funny if you're on my side reading this....:lol:
 

RescueMe

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OMG that is too funny. But like you I would have been mortified.
 

Libra926

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You need to go to Hallmark and find the perfect card. If you can't find a card, you can make one on shutterfly.com. Choose the style, the photo, the words. Then, give it to her. She obviously loves Vegas...probably NOT as much as Vegas loves her, but a card would definitely lighten the situation.
 

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