Bulldog Rules

[JeannieCO]

Saw this one a website this morning, too good not to share. :D

"Bulldog Rules"

Author: Unknown


1. The Bulldog is not allowed the run of the house.

2. Okay, the Bulldog is allowed to roam in the house, But only in certain rooms.

3. The Bulldog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The Bulldog can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the Bulldog is allowed on all furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. Okay, the Bulldog is allowed on the bed, but by invitation only.

7. The Bulldog can sleep on the bed whenever it wants, but not under the covers.

8. The Bulldog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.

9. The Bulldog can sleep under the covers every night.

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10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the Bulldog.

That about sums a Bulldog up.


@agingermom

 

[BruceP]

Yup... that about sums it up!!

 

[bfletch13]

LOL So true!!!

 

[aprilemari]

oh noooooooooooooo we're on #6...bed by invitation only....but now she cocks her head to the side if we don't invite her!

 

[Vicaroo1000]

hahahahahaha! Good one!

 

[JeannieCO]

oh noooooooooooooo we're on #6...bed by invitation only....but now she cocks her head to the side if we don't invite her!

#7's right around the corner!!

 

[ChanelnBrutus]

Haha this was a good one!

 

[Saalwi]

Too funny & so true!

 

[mygirlsmomma]

What can we say? We are all suckers for these angels

 

[mcraven2]

Hahaha SO true!

 

[cornelia]

If Frieda and Kosmo are tired early, than they try to push us to THEIR=OUR bed, they are only feeling comfortable in bed together with us. Then, before sleeping, Frieda gives her son Kosmo, Stu and me a good-night-kiss . Maybe she thinks, Stu and I are her kids too. Kosmo learns from her

 

[ImAGuinneyPig]

We stand firm at #7!

[MENTION=4321]cornelia[/MENTION] - What a FANTASTIC pic!!

 

[Libra926]

We are on 10.

If I get into bed before Vegas...he growls at me. Luckily it doesn't happen often cause I'm a late nighter and Orion and I like our snuggle time on the couch. By the time I do go to bed, I simply pick up a snoring Vegas....shove him to the side and climb in next to him. If I'm lucky, he doesn't wake up. If I'm unlucky...it's a fight over who's arms and legs go where.

 

[ollieivy]

#7 is where our bullies CHOOSE to stop.

 

[cali baker]

Loved this...made me :D ! So accurate!!