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    Cool Bulldog Rules

    Saw this one a website this morning, too good not to share.

    "Bulldog Rules"


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    1. The Bulldog is not allowed the run of the house.

    2. Okay, the Bulldog is allowed to roam in the house, But only in certain rooms.

    3. The Bulldog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

    4. The Bulldog can get on the old furniture only.

    5. Fine, the Bulldog is allowed on all furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

    6. Okay, the Bulldog is allowed on the bed, but by invitation only.

    7. The Bulldog can sleep on the bed whenever it wants, but not under the covers.

    8. The Bulldog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.

    9. The Bulldog can sleep under the covers every night.

    10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the Bulldog.

    That about sums a Bulldog up.


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    Last edited by JeannieCO; 03-02-2012 at 09:06 AM.
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    Default Re: Bulldog Rules

    Yup... that about sums it up!!

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    Default Re: Bulldog Rules

    LOL So true!!!

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    Default Re: Bulldog Rules

    oh noooooooooooooo we're on #6...bed by invitation only....but now she cocks her head to the side if we don't invite her!

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    Default Re: Bulldog Rules

    hahahahahaha! Good one!

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    Default Re: Bulldog Rules

    Quote Originally Posted by aprilemari View Post
    oh noooooooooooooo we're on #6...bed by invitation only....but now she cocks her head to the side if we don't invite her!
    #7's right around the corner!!
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    Default Re: Bulldog Rules

    Haha this was a good one!
    Everyone wants to kiss a bullie

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    Too funny & so true!

    My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am ~ author unknown

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    What can we say? We are all suckers for these angels

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    Default Re: Bulldog Rules

    Hahaha SO true!

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    Default Re: Bulldog Rules

    If Frieda and Kosmo are tired early, than they try to push us to THEIR=OUR bed, they are only feeling comfortable in bed together with us. Then, before sleeping, Frieda gives her son Kosmo, Stu and me a good-night-kiss . Maybe she thinks, Stu and I are her kids too. Kosmo learns from her
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    Last edited by cornelia; 03-02-2012 at 11:01 AM.

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    We stand firm at #7!

    @cornelia - What a FANTASTIC pic!!

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