I don't know if anyone believes in ghosts, but I think I have one here. I was at the kitchen counter preparing dinner and snacking on Doritos. One of the doritos fell on the floor and I went to pick it up. I felt a fast moving breeze and saw a flash of white and then nothing else. I looked around, the dorito was gone and I was alone in the kitchen. A few minutes later, I hear heavy breathing and feel someone's breath on my ankles. I was too scared to look down but I did manage to take a quick picture. So do you think its a ghost or a zombie?
I hear that they can be particularly tricky when excited and will leave puddles of ectoplasm on the kitchen floor if not watched closely. Some have become so sneaky that they have taken things off tabletops too. Maybe I shouldnt wait for your invite I'll be right over you are in grave danger of him sliming your toes. 
who likes Doritos.
NOT the ghost I was expecting.
