You know you love Enlish Bulldogs too much when...Hell freezes over...everyone knows you can NEVER love your bully too much!!!
When you see a poo in the puppy box and decide you can pick it up without toilet paper!!!!
oh yes. i've been thereWhen you see a poo in the puppy box and decide you can pick it up without toilet paper!!!!
when your facebook profile pic is of you and your bully, not your husband or kids!
They all have matching beds,collars and leashes.They go to the vet before my kids see thier doctor.They have their own spot in the back of the truck,complete wih fan to keep them cool.Whatever I think they want I buy for them.Three on the bed at night while our own children sleep in their own rooms.Yes the farting is special and the grunts and gurgles.We love them all.Soon they are getting their own bedroom it will be done up to suit them.
...when you spend more time on his Facebook account because his friends are cuter than yours.
AND when you and your friends are sitting around talking about how cute and smart their kids are AND you don't feel left out of the conversation. In fact, you are dominating the conversation because your four legged furkids are so much cuter and smarter than their 2 legged ones. Plus, yours have been potty trained since 4 months of age while theirs are 2 and still in diapers!
your home is filled with bulldog things and you have to line up the food dishes at suppertime.
When you still allow him on the leather couch even after he's made numerous holes in it with his claws!