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    Derest Santa Claws,

    Eye jus wonted ewe 2 no dat sew fur in Decimbur Eye has bin purty gud. Eye iz tryin hard an Eye dint mean 2 eat mi Dady'z newspuper. Eye iz vury sawry.

    Eye luv Ewe,
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    Dear King Ollie, I got your letter, and don't worry. You are just a baby and you are allowed mis steps. Sorry your Daddy missed his newspaper, but I'm sure you absorbed some information! Be a good boy,no "bad puppy" things. I will still come by. Don't worry if you don't have a chimney,Santa has a few tricks up his sleeve! Don't bug your brother,Rico, and you tell your Daddy about the news . You are too cute, and he can't stay angry with you!! Love, Santa Pawz
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    Ewe iz da bes Sunta evah...

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    In Bentley's book...that equates to 3 lumps of coal if you did not eat the paper. Good Boy!

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    Your grammar is getting better Ollie but keep it up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chunky White View Post
    Your grammar is getting better Ollie but keep it up

    smart a*s ... crap im still laughing.

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    Dear Ollie, next time I would recommend you to eat some good old classic - may be, Moms Shakespeare, Byron, Coleridge, Blake or...Hemingway, in the worst case some Salinger. This way you will absorb some beautiful English language. But don’t eat newspapers, modern politics is...well...very dirty thing!

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    No worries Ollie.... it was daddy's fault for leaving the paper on the floor!

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    Santa Paws still loves you, sweetie!
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    Don't worry Ollie; tell your dad that Castor chewed on a library book when he was young and the librarians laughed and said that happens often as there are many book-loving dogs in town. And yes, they did make us pay for the book so to me chewing on a newspaper sounds like a low-cost hobby!


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