@bulldogs4me gimme your cell phone #, and you too can receive off the wall messages @Baconator has been on the receiving end of a few of them
Here's a Recent conversation with a buddy who owns a local pub, and had taken the night off
Me - We have release the farm yard animals so they are running around your kitchen. . . .
Me - And they are nakkid
Drew - LOL
Me - and Vinnie has a Wild Look in his eyes . . . . I think he's in love with the sheep . . .
Me - Where did Vinnie get Velcro Gloves at ? Oh... watch out .... EWWW...this is Bahhhhhhhhahhhhahhhhhaaad
(Vinnie is the 18 year old sandwich maker, who is easily goaded into doing things. The next day Drew come in, and Vinnie looks him square in the eye, and goes. BAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAA (his best sheep imitation) the funny thing... Vinnie only did it cause 'Rick told me to....but I dont know what it means'
Like all self-assured males, he is not afraid to show off his junk! LOL! LOVE IT!
RIP Samson el Torito and Petunia Belle
May 20, 2000 - June 06, 2008 and November 16, 2004 - April 10, 2015