Don't feel bad, I've seen much worse.
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
@PeterPanAndWendy Yup just go ahead and rub it in
All of Bruin's nails except one are black I definitely know what you mean
"The greatness of a nation and it's moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." ~ Mahatma Gandhi