The "Dog did it" yeah... right...................

KMARINO

I couldn't make this sh*t up if I tried!
Jul 21, 2010
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Bradenton Fl.
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VEGAS and REBEL
Vegas can never get enough! I will lay and scratch him for ever and when I stop he takes his big bear paw and scratches me for more scratches. My legs have several long scratches from when we sit on the couch.

This morning after Joe got up, I laid in bed for a while and Mr. Vegas joined me, I laid there and was scratching his belly while he looked lovenly into my eyes, :luv: I stopped scratching him for a minute and he reaches out with his big fat bear claw and scratches me right across my eye. I have held ice on it on and off for a couple of hours because it was so swollen, now I see the yellow starting to appear. :cursing:

Going to look real cute when I go back to work tomorrow, I will say the dog did it and my customers will think... Yeah right..........My regulars KNOWS Joe would never do it, but then there are the ones I don't know.



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cali~jenn

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Mar 28, 2010
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Southern California
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Cutty, Miila and Mugsy the pug :)
Ouch! Hopefully the scratch being there will help sell them on it. lol. Dang bullies! Why are they soooo big and goofy?! Have many injuries like this in our house.
 

kim n the guys

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Apr 3, 2011
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Holt, MI
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Oliver, Sebastian, Remy, Gracie, and Tonka (10-21-07 to 05-29-14 RIP)
I'm not buying it!!! My sweet, precious Vegas would never do something like that!!!!
 

LariP

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Aug 4, 2010
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Milwaukee, WI
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USA
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(HRH) Her Royal Highness Princess Gracie & Princess Amelia Pond (Amy)
HRH and I have a wrestle/cuddle session when I get home from work, I have bruises and scratches on a regular basis.

Just show them his picture. They will believe! LOL
 

Bella'sMom

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Jun 23, 2010
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Eau Claire WI
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Abby 13 (RIP), Bella (6), Betsy( RIP), Frenchie: Oliver
Joe told you to keep your mouth shut during the football game....when will you listen girl????:ROFL::ROFL:
 

JAKEISGREAT

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Mar 25, 2011
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Southern California
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Jake
Joe..Joe..Joe...honestly..I thought we said Duct Tape was the way to go.... Tsk..tsk..tsk. And trying to blame poor, sweet, gentle and most loving Vegas! :nonono:
 

2BullyMama

I'm not OCD....now who moved my bulldog?
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Jul 28, 2011
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Chelios (Frenchie), Cubby (Frenchie) Nitschke (2004-2011) Banks (2005-2014) and Lambeau (2014-2024)
I say she did it to her self to get Joe's attention during the big game....
 

kazzy220

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Jul 31, 2010
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Grafton, OHIO
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England
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Maggie (My Angel Baby 5/31/2012). Daddy (2 years). Linus (1year). Bella (4 years)
Ouch ... you need to tell Joe to cut his nails .. they must be getting kinda long .... :ROFL:
 

Fontanafox

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Jan 25, 2011
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Fontana, CA
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Wilson & BabyGirl
Who's gonna notice that when you have such pretty eyes? Well in defense of Vegas, I've had my skin babies cause me injuries. When my daughter was in infant she scratched the surface of my eye with her teeny but razor sharp finger nails. I was seeing double for two weeks! Then my second daughter bumped me under the chin and I though my teeth had shattered (they didn't) but I was so stunned and shocked it took me a while to get over it. While breast feeding my son....uh...I guess I better stop there.:lmao:
 

laurendoodler

Delilah's Personal Slave
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Feb 26, 2011
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Iowa
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Delilah
Haha! It doesn't look too bad though, honestly. You could easily cover it up :)

I constantly have scratches and bruises from either Delilah or my cats, lol. They don't mean to do it but it happens.
 

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