she's good for your heart…
She snorts and farts
and makes window nose-art.
She hops and leaps
and never silently sleeps.
It's the best part of the day
when big bully kisses slob my way.
The face, the foot, the couch, the bed
her bully appetite is never fully fed.
Silly goose, silly goose,
bumping, smacking, and tossing her prey,
Aubie Shug's ready to play!
A bark, a paw, a growl, a wiggle,
Throw it mom! Work, don't giggle!
my sweet, shuga-booga,
my beansy beans,
my silly goose -
Life without you would be worse than bully toots!
You melt my wallet, my stress, my heart-
I love you to pieces, sweetheart!