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  • Poetry: English Bulldog Property Laws



    Various Versions of the English Bulldog Property Laws:

    (short version)

    Bulldog Property Laws:
    ‎1. If I like it, it's mine.
    2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
    3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
    4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
    5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

    Another version submitted by goobers mom:

    1. If I like it, it's mine.
    2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
    3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
    4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
    5. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
    6. If I saw it first, it's mine.
    7. If it's edible, it's mine.
    8. If u have something and put it down, it's mine.
    9. If I get tired of it, it's yours.
    10. If I want it back, it's mine.

    And the version on the above picture:

    1. If I like it, it's mine.
    2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
    3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
    4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
    5. If it's mine, it must never be yours
    6. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
    7. If I saw it first, it's mine.
    8. If you are playing with something else and put it down, it's mine.
    9. If I am chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
    10. If it used to be yours, get over it.
    11. If it is broken, it's yours.



    And to close, how about this cute little poem:

    Bulldog bedtime prayer:
    Now I lay me down to sleep,
    The queen-size bed is soft and deep.
    I sleep right in the center groove,
    My human being can hardly move.


    G'day~
    Comments 13 Comments
    1. savemejeebus's Avatar
      savemejeebus -
      Thanks for the chuckle. So so true!
    1. bullmama's Avatar
      bullmama -
      Thanks for sharing the idea, I added a couple to the original post, love the property laws they are so funny!
    1. Davidh's Avatar
      Davidh -
      So true, there can be 5 bones on the floor and they will fight over one of them. haha.
    1. Alice Kable's Avatar
      Alice Kable -
      Very cute! You could add "unless I want it" to # 11!
    1. LisaMarie's Avatar
      LisaMarie -
      OMG!!! This is so true!
    1. ABEBD's Avatar
      ABEBD -
      It must be genetic since SOOOO many Bullies are like this?
    1. ABEBD's Avatar
      ABEBD -
      Hello~
      We have a new puppy and the other older doggies are "TEACHING" the rules to the new puppy. I am outnumbered 6 to 1
    1. NJBullyMommy's Avatar
      NJBullyMommy -
      I actually bought a pillow from a website with these sayings on it and it had a bulldog in the middle of it! I proudly display it in my house when people come over just so they know whos in charge
    1. ABEBD's Avatar
      ABEBD -
      Oh that is so true!
      And when people wonder why we love Bulies so much?
      We just DO !!!

      Good Day~
    1. bella100's Avatar
      bella100 -
      oh how true! specially the poem at the bottom!!
    1. BruceP's Avatar
      BruceP -
      I have a Bully Property Laws Tshirt... LOL
    1. ABEBD's Avatar
      ABEBD -
      Hello,
      I have had a few people that have come over who do NOT understand what this means...don't come back, please.

      Good Day~
    1. ABEBD's Avatar
      ABEBD -
      Hello,

      The ENGLISH BULLDOG PROPERTY LAW is a must for all first time bullie owners.

      Just like living with an HOA, you have to know the rules.
      And more importantly....give a copy to your family and friends so when they come over they do not get offended when the dog is on the couch, or snoring or farting (saying hello ?).

      And it this needs to be updated...please add new rules as needed.

      Good Day,
      Welcome to all newbies...don't worry, it goes away with time and others will take your place !!!! hahah