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  • Poetry: Why do we love our bullydogs so?

    Why Do We Love Our Bullydogs So?

    Why do we love our bullydogs so?
    It seems very strange to so many, you know.
    They maze at the wrinkled up face that seems "smashed."
    They whiff doggie odors and gas that's been passed.
    If some folks were honest, they'd shout out: "Alas!
    You're telling me truly, for this you paid cash?!"

    Why do we love our bullydogs so?
    Some call us weird and deranged "so-and-so's."
    With stark frozen fear, they gaze at the teeth,
    the massive broad shoulders and little fat feet.
    They gasp at the sight of the jowls and then shriek:
    "Someone please save me! Just throw him some meat!"

    Why do we love our bullydogs so?
    They say we're obsessive fanatics, you know.
    An accurate statement, but "Foul !" I protest.
    You don't understand why a bulldog's the best!
    It's hard to explain; to that I'll confess.
    But sit down and listen, to what I profess.

    Why do we love our bullydogs so?
    And why does our love continue to grow?
    I can't speak for all, but I'll say what I know.
    To me it is simple, and easy to show:

    From the short stumpy tail to the wrinkled-up nose,
    they're sensitive children, just dressed in....dog's clothes.

    Comments 12 Comments
    1. JAKEISGREAT's Avatar
      Great job@ goobersmom..I love this!
    1. savemejeebus's Avatar
      savemejeebus -
      Love it! Yes, they are children!
    1. conwyatt's Avatar
      conwyatt -
      Wonderfully put!
    1. LisaMarie's Avatar
      LisaMarie -
      We love english bulldogs and we love you @Goobersmom!!!
    1. bullmama's Avatar
      bullmama -
      This is one of my favorite poems so far! Thank you for sharing it @goobers mom
    1. Fontanafox's Avatar
      Fontanafox -
      I couldn't have said it better.
    1. Davidh's Avatar
      Davidh -
      Great poem and love the pic too.
    1. bullylovers01's Avatar
      bullylovers01 -
      Great Poem i believe it fits ALL bulldog families.
    1. NigelsMom's Avatar
      NigelsMom -
      I love it! Thanks for sharing!!!
    1. Gold bullies's Avatar
      Gold bullies -
      Bloody brilliant !!!!!!
    1. 2BullyMama's Avatar
      2BullyMama -
      Love that....
    1. Bossy Boots's Avatar
      Bossy Boots -
      Oh I love this.Its soo true as well