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  • Poetry: A Poem for New Puppy Owners



    A Poem For New Puppy Owners
    By: Judith Belsham Singer

    Don't smell crotches,
    Don't eat plants.
    Don't steal food
    Or underpants.

    Don't eat my socks,
    Don't grab my hair. . .
    DON'T RIP THE STUFFING
    FROM THAT CHAIR!

    Don't eat those peas!
    Don't touch that bush!
    Don't chew my shoes. . .
    What IS that mush?

    Eat your cookie,
    Drink your drink,
    Outta the toilet!
    Outta the sink!

    AWAY FROM THE CAT BOX,
    IT'S FOR THE CAT!
    (And MUST you kiss me
    After that???)

    Yes, raising a puppy,
    Is not for the lazy.
    Though puppies are funny,
    They're also quite crazy.

    But don't despair
    Though its toil and strife,
    After 3 years
    You'll get back your life!

    So, let's go for "walkies,"
    You can "do your thing"
    (And perhaps I'll get back
    MY GOOD DIAMOND RING!)


    Comments 11 Comments
    1. Libra926's Avatar
      Libra926 -


      Love it!
    1. NJBullyMommy's Avatar
      NJBullyMommy -
      Too cute! Def made me giggle a bit
    1. Luvin My Bullie's Avatar
      Luvin My Bullie -
      so so true
    1. Mack-N-MatildasMommy's Avatar
      Mack-N-MatildasMommy -
      Thats awsome!!! I love it!!!
    1. kazzy220's Avatar
      kazzy220 -
      That's such a cute poem .. never heard it before!!!
    1. Suzy2's Avatar
      Suzy2 -
      Love it
    1. RoxiBear's Avatar
      RoxiBear -
      This is too cute and absolutely true!
    1. Daphne's Avatar
      Daphne -
      this is sooooooo true! this is great!
    1. DeeDee's Avatar
      DeeDee -
      Is the getting your life back in three years true??? Please say yes
    1. My little girl Madie's Avatar
      My little girl Madie -
      LOVE IT...I love my baby girl, and I'm going to try and cheerish each moment I have with her even when she makes me crazy...
    1. Lucy-licious's Avatar
      Lucy-licious -
      A smile for all the new puppy owners


      but 3 years